Saturday, November 26, 2005

Natasha's story

Girls....what you they make you do..and what you'l do for them..just like that

Natasha was sick, i mean really sick, cold like she came skinny dipping from

alaska, and all the snow was comming in through her nose..sneezing and

snorting....
well being a nice guy and all, i offered to take her out to dinner, probably have her

take some hot chiken soup, so i'l sooth her soul and her battered lungs.. at least i

hoped it would.
well.. this is what happened, i took her out on my stupendously superb pulsar...and

as usual i was not carrying any cash in paper.. its all plastic money, imagine what i

could do with the Plastic card when i'm stuck in the sahara dessert, maby i can

scratch my back if i really needed to..anyway, i went to the freaking ATM, god

only knows why OBC has one ATM for all of chennai, and eventhough i thought i

was their only customer. i was surprised to see that. when i got there... there was

some uncle looking at the ATM like he was looking at some steven spielberg

move...i had to wait there for at least 10 mins while he was counting the single 100

rupee note that he had drawn from the ATM...anyway, after this she got this

wired idea of going some 1000 kms out of chennai to ECR to have a burger....a

burger...please how desperate can someone get for a burger, i was like the natzi in

a concentration camp who was to dig my own grave, well the idea of taking here

there was mine,

finally i did end up taking her there, only to find that i was not as hungry as my

ansistral neandrathals were when they went your to the malls to eat their dinosaurs

burgers, so i opted to have a green salad, sounded apealing since chennai has been

lashed by rains the last few weeks .... there's plenty of greenary on the trees...

unfortunately that's exactly what i was given in the salad... made sure she had her

chicken soup for the soul... i hoped she would get better with that, at least i came

out a realized soul.. like buddha after he meditated under the bhodi tree, realized

the truth about life.. my take here was not to loose your head for any girls girlish

charms....

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