" I married a widow who had a grown-updaughter. my father, who visited us quite often, fell in love with mystep daughter and married her. hence, my father became my son-in-law,and my step-daughter became my mother. some months later, my wife gavebirth to a son, who became the brother in law of my father as well asmy uncle.
The wife of my father, that is my step daughter, also had a son.
thereby,i got a brother and at the same time a grandson. my wife is mygrandmother, since she is my mother's mother. hence, as i am my wife's husband and at the same time her step-grandson; in other words, i am my own grandfather. "
After a tough day's crappy work, this is the best one i have read...
